One Ornament Away From Breakdown Christmas Sweatshirt

One. More. Ornament.

That is all it is going to take. The tree is halfway decorated, somebody already moved the thing you just placed, and you have been holding it together since November. You deserve this sweatshirt. Wear it with your dignity fully intact.

8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend. Unisex sizing S-4XL. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.